Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Racially Insensitive Vibrators

"Rabbit" style

Shaft=Totem Pole
Vibrating Nub=Beaver
(This actually exists. It's called the Big Chief)

Shaft=Black man with afro
Nub=Black power fist

Shaft=Hasidic Jew (Hat, earlocks)
Nub=Star of David

Shaft=Chinaman
Nub=Chop Sticks
(this is obviously in yellow and very, very small)

Shaft=Mexican in a sombraro
Nub=Zzzzz

Shaft=Arab
Nub=Airplane

Shaft=Priest
Nub=Small Boy



Regular Vibrators With Voices

A Mexican vibrator. When you turn it on, it buzzes for a second then stops and says, "I theeeenk I need a siesta"

A Gay vibrator that just refuses to go there.

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